Personally, I have to commend McCain for his brilliantly evil choice of a well-spoken, energetic, sexy middle-aged woman as VP. The fact that her 17-year-old daughter is either unaware or apathetic about the existence of birth control is only made better by the fact that Republicans gave Palin an extra two minutes of applause last night at the convention because her unmarried teen daughter is knocked-up. Were it to have come out that Palin had to muddle through a period of her life with the assistance of welfare, that would have garnered her another two minutes of applause. Any tidbit that would be used as a curse against a democrat only makes Palin stronger and more loved, because conservatives are not about to be wrong on this one, no matter what is revealed about her. This is where their obstinate tunnel-vision comes in handy. It's too late. They have to love her.
I do, too, but for different reasons.
As a liberal, I am already tired of other liberals who get offended by any mention of Sarah Palin and sexuality, as if we're not supposed to notice that she's attractive. Yes, it has nothing to do with her qualifications, but nor does it somehow diminish her accomplishments, which, frankly, I find less impressive than her hotness. So while I would not care to see her in the White House, a porno movie is another matter.
In fact, one of the first things I noticed about Palin is her resemblance to porn star Eva Angelina, right down the glasses.
The great thing about Eva Angelina is that she can play both Sarah and daughter Bristol in "Laying Pipe: The Uncensored Sarah Palin Story."
I predict it will be available for whacking by the weekend.
I have a Y chromosome. Sue me.
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