Crack whores are like crab meat

I was walking to get the mail this morning and it occurred to me that crack whores are a lot like crab meat. Neither have a long shelf life, refrigerated or otherwise, and both tend to spoil rather quickly. So the thing is, with crack whores and crab meat, you have to get them fresh. I've never had a crack whore--that I can recall--but I have had crab. And I have had bad crab. And it's not any fun, let me tell you. So what they should do is stamp crack whores with an expiration date, which I imagine would be about 5-7 days from their first hit of crack. After that, it's probably like boning your dead grandmother.