L.A. Bizarro had arrived.

Matt and I went our separate ways, partly because Matt was moving to Vermont and partly because I was either nodding off at our signings or slobbering on fans at our readings. I had to wear sunglasses on one early morning news show (at 5 AM) just to keep the anchorchick from bolting.
Live television is nerve-racking--unless you sleep through most of it, as I did, awakening only to blurt out slurred and obtuse observations about local abattoirs and poultry gravesites. On another show, the amiable newscasters gave up on me altogether and directed all their questions to Matt. Or was it the same show? It's all a fuzzy wuzzy blur.
So it should have come as no surprise that our parting was anything but amicable (a pattern I now realize has oft been repeated in my life, thus explaining my utter lack of friends). Unfortunately, I was completely oblivious to the fact that Matt was perturbed to be playing the straight man, and it took almost a decade for him to speak to me again--a decision I predict he will come to thoroughly regret.
Interestingly, Matt first had no interest in doing a new L.A. Bizarro. He had nothing but bad memories (aside from my misbehavior, we were burned seven ways to Sunday by numerous parties) and better things to do with his time than write another low-paying sequel. He gave me his blessing and said the the title was mine to do with as I pleased. Of course, I did nothing. The subject was dropped for a year or so, and in that time, Matt apparently warmed to the idea. The next time we spoke, he was up for an L.A. Bizarro update.

Instead, we rewrote every entry in the book, added about 70% new material, took all new photos, and ended up with a book almost twice as long and four times as legible as the original. It was a project that took almost two years to complete. Thanks to Chronicle Books (who is NOT our previous publisher), it's now available worldwide.
Though we won't be enjoying any star-studded parties at the Chateau (or anywhere for that matter), we're hoping for a reading/signing here or there if Matt can pry himself away from Boomerang, his Vermont clothing store and come to L.A. We're also open to the occasional plug on TV and radio--especially the latter since I'm agoraphobic (yes, it is ironic isn't it?)and it's easy to get us both on the phone.

Just wanted to make sure you were still reading.